Really Fucking Sucks

The more I think about it, the more I find that ucita really fucking sucks.

In fact, ucita is quite possibly one of the worst damn things on the planet. If ucita disappeared today, I would not shed a tear. A personal note to ucita: If you are reading, I hope you die a slow, lingering painful death. You make me physically ill.

Keep a close eye on the reallyfuckingsucks.com domain, because there are a multitude of things that really fucking suck.


Ucita's Horoscope:
Leo - (July 23-Aug 22)
Fireworks are in the air. Well, not really, but you will get shot at a 7-11 while buying the latest issue of Hustler. Your family will remember you as a filthy pig.

Is there something you think really fucking sucks? Odds are I do too. Be sure to check back here for things you hate and you think should be utterly destroyed.

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